Holy shit, target ads are terrifying.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/13/2016 at 20:47 • Filed to: The only viewpoints we think you have are extreme ones

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Is this all because I commented on smoking in the workplace on here yesterday? Never seen these before then... Just creepy.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 20:52

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these ads are like the ASPCA commercials..I always change the channel or [x] out

SteveLehto > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 20:54

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I cracked a tooth and messaged someone about it on Facebook. For the next few weeks I was bombarded with ads for dentists.

Now I just mention women’s lingerie from time to time and get the ads looking better. Don’t struggle with it; make it work for you!

whoarder is tellurium > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/13/2016 at 20:55

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BUT FOR JUST 20 DOLLARS A MONTH YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOG FROM SMOKING.

d15b > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 20:55

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Behavioral targeting, contextual targeting, etc. It is pretty gnarly. You should run a pop-up blocker on your phone.

pjhusa > SteveLehto 04/13/2016 at 20:56

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Ha ha!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SteveLehto 04/13/2016 at 20:57

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Good idea. I’ll shit-post all over HondaBro’s next contribution and hopefully the tastefully clad ladies will flood my adspace.

Dusty Ventures > SteveLehto 04/13/2016 at 21:00

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I tweeted something about tinnitus five years ago. I still get the occasional tweet and email about how to stop tinnitus.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/13/2016 at 21:04

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OPPO punishment from now on will not be banning. It will be watching a corgi puppy genocide while having “Angel” pumped directly into your brain.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 21:05

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Those ads play on TV here ALL. THE. TIME. Sometimes I almost want to have a smoke just to spite them.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 21:25

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Adblock.

Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/13/2016 at 23:09

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One time, I looked up “Under Pressure” by Queen and Bowie on Youtube because it’s an amazing song. A few minutes later, I turned on Pandora, and guess what comes up? Under Pressure.

Um ba bae bae . . . . .um ba bae bae . . . .

spanfucker retire bitch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/14/2016 at 10:47

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Those are the most cringe-worthy anti-smoking ads I’ve ever seen in my life. I hate them so much and I’ve never smoked a day in my life.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/14/2016 at 10:56

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Never, ever search for engagement rings. Even adblock will not save you.